You know you work in dc when...

My bank tellers's names are T'Shana and Jinx, and a man with dreads hits on me everyday, i cant tell if its the same one of not, but i dont think he's homeless. if you are not black then you have too much money for your own good, and wearing that searsucker suit is only asking you to get jumped, as you talk on your blackberry. I only play with mine on the metro, because i feel safe there. i feel safe at work too it is a nice place, eastern market opened up again, which is cool. Toni has gone miz in my life, my dog wont stop following me around, and i love him, hes about to turn ten. Jason is fratastic living in his house besides the fact some pledge threw up on his super nice stuff, and i told him thats what you get for being a 35 year old stuck in your tiny 20year old body. im trying to cook, it doenst suck yet. i made an apple pie. wow this is like a sad sad post. bye bye